Seriously, remember in Elise’s questionnaire when she said the “children are our future!” (the exclamation point was Elise’s, not ours). OK, gosh, you don’t have to be so mean about it. If we just recruited Random Girl with Scarfto do these recaps, it sure would save us a lot of time and early-onset carpal tunnel syndrome, but where’s the fun in that? At this point, we realized that Random Girl with Scarf basically summed up in three words what it took us like, 200, to say in last week’s recap. It’s Random Girl with Scarf! According to Random Girl with Scarf, Sharleen was “literally like, ew,” when Juan Pablo offered her a rose. As host of this VERY popular show, Harrison gets to do whatever he wants, including, but not limited to, messing up people’s freshly Windexed glass doors. This guy admits he would marry Juan Pablo.Īnd Chris Harrison just likes creepin’ on people. Then this girl admitted that she almost cried. We’re literally amazed by Juan Pablo’s magic. Really, Random Girl with Scarf? Did he LITERALLY pop out of the TV? He just climbed right out of the box with the moving pictures? He must have changed pretty quickly out of the tux, crept out the back door without anyone noticing and reentered through the front door just for the element of surprise. “It was like he literally popped out of the TV.” - Random Girl with Scarf Translation: “I’m Chris Harrison, and we can’t help it that we’re so popular.” Then, Chris Harrison tells us that watching 25 27 people get liquored up and compete for one potential mate apparently, makes for entertaining television that a lot of people watch. Parties are fun, but parties where there is only one boy are not. We think Chris Harrison told us this entirely to make us jealous of this party. We knew this, but hearing someone finally admit that it’s true was nice. But the actual Monday night episodes? They are VERY popular…at least according to Chris Harrison, who whips out TWO #humblebrags in his opening monologue.įirst, we’re reminded that the Bachelor cocktail party is an ALL-NIGHT party. That’s why it’s up against the Golden Globes. If that’s not dedication, well, you can’t sit with us. Not only that, but we watched the whole thing AGAIN in order to write this recap. We love the Bachelor so much, we were one of the 12 people to choose it over the Golden Globes (don’t worry, we watched the GGs on DVR, so we still have something to talk about at the water cooler). So adding a bonus Sunday episode is not only sending us into a colossal tizz, it’s also giving us a hankering for something just insane, like a 24-hour Bachelor network or something. Seriously, one two-hour episode is usually too much for our little brains to handle. It’s like Grace Potter and Kenny Chesney always say, “One (episode of the Bachelor) is one too many, one more (episode of the Bachelor) is never enough”.
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